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• You collect babe number you use "chick" store am. Shey her mama na fowl ?
• You buy suya your woman chop all the meat finish you con dey smile dey chop the onion, you be vegetarian?
• You dey wit your guy & you dey recieve diff kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet you dey claim say you no dey cheat on your guy. My sister, you be MTN customer care agent?
• You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding?
• You dey carry your girlfriend go club, after you marry her finish you want stop her from going to club. My brother you think say miracle fit happen?
• Your girlfriend dumps you for a rich man you say she b gold digger, but your sister do the same to another guy, you give testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well.
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of ₦150.000. Abeg where she wan fix am? On top that
• You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all over your body yet you still want a tattoo...ah! my friend you be zebra?
• You dey snap inside different type of cars yet you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Aunty, you be mechanic?
• You gather different girls picture for your phone & yet you expect your gal to believe you are not cheating. Uncle, you be photographer?
• He gave you an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry you, my dear you be lord of d rings?
• You dey pay school fees for your babe wey dey university, and yet you never write JAMB, you be scholarship board?
• You are 18years and your sugar daddy is 70yrs old and you stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be your ANCESTOR.
• Your babe is licking ice cream...you're drinking pure water...pls guy Are you diabetic?
• You claim say you eat rice and stew, but you come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo you be magician?
• You dey read dis post and you no laff, comment or SHARE am. Abeg you be bad market?
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