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ASUU s*x Pervert

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ASUU s*x Pervert by toyboyz(m) : 6:21 pm On Oct 16, 2013

ASUU! ASUU! See wetin ASUU cos me oh, I don turn s*x machine,Chai!!!
I wan tell you wetin ASUU don turn me to,where should I start from;
I'm a university student,currently in my 3rd year,although I don't really like girls that much,but anytime I lay my hands on any of them,they never forget me. *winks*
When ASUU "Palava started,I thought of nothing else then, "what will my 'cock' feed on",definitely I wasn't going to get my "cock" a food when I get home, Whyhuh Simply because I'm the gentle guy who stays at home glueing at the TV for almost 24hrs,although I had girlfriends at home,I always feared my parents. They hate seeing me talking to a girl "talkless" of seeing me hugging a girl.
So when I got home,I determined I wasn't going to "fuck-up",I said I was going to do the gentleboy I'm known for at home.
But when I realised that ASUU&FG wasn't interested in calling off the strike and "Mr.Junior" wasn't giving me a good time. I resolved to try my girlfriends at home.
My first catch was my former classmate,she was my last girlfriend I had in Secondary School,that was in .S.S.3. ,her name was Titilayo.
You wanna know how I caught her? Okay, I went to visit her in her house. Luckily for me,she was the only one at home, I sat myself down,smiled mischievously and we talked,she even cooked for me.
As she talked,my mind was already falling off, "Mr. Junior" was already peeping ;when I couldn't take it no more,I moved closer to her and kissed her but she looked away, I moved closer trying to get her attention.
"Tunde,no,stop it,I'm not interested."
What?! Not interested?,so what should I do with "Bro. Konji" trying so hard to get out of my damned boxer, ;I dare not say that out.
I moved my hands to her breasts but she pushed my hand away.
"No,she said in a sober but 'i'm serious' tone.


To be continued

Re: ASUU s*x Pervert by toyboyz(m) : 1:08 am On Oct 17, 2013

Re: ASUU s*x Pervert by toyboyz(m) : 1:39 am On Oct 17, 2013

N.B.- This story is a fictional one,it is a non-factual story

Re: ASUU s*x Pervert by toyboyz(m) : 4:53 pm On Oct 18, 2013

The sun was already settling when I stepped outside. I started walking towards the motor garage. I hate taxis,taxi drivers delays you, shouts at you irrationally ,fights and talks in an uncultured and uncivilised manner.
When I was about to get home. I suddenly shouted; Bisi! Bisi! ,Abeg bikeman drop me for dis place,abeg.
Bisi,Bisi! I shouted out as I alighted and paid the bikeman.
I was convinced she was the one,I'd been watching her from afar. She looked almost like the last time I saw her; angular cheek bones,large doe eyes and a beautiful and long model-like legs. Now everything was just bigger and more grown-up.
She turned and looked at me with a funny expression on her face with gradually turned to a suprised look.
Oh! My goodness,Tunde? I can't believe it! How? Really? How did you get here? She said as she measured me with her eyes from my head to toes before hugging me.
No way! This is wonderful! I thought I'd never see you again. How have you been?
''We thank God!'',she said.
''13 years and you are still looking sassy and sexy'',I said as I laughed.
Back then where I once lived,when we were young,Bisi and I were like siblings,we were the Township best of pals,we ran freely from house to house,played together,we shared almost everything together-food,laughter,joy,hapiness; although we were a little bit young then,our parents were also very good and close friends.
Mere standing with her, my mind evaporated, I was already comparing how She looked then to how she looks now, I couldn't imagine how fast she had grown-up. "What are you smiling at?"Her voice brought me out of my reverie.
"Nothing,I was just thinking of those days,you know,'' I lied.
Oh,yeah Tunde,it has been long, 13 years isn't a piece of cake.
''Yeah,so what happened to you after we left Bodija?'' I asked.
Nothing much,2years later after you and your family left,my father died of cancer and it was really hard to live,my mother had to retire from her place of work because of the shock of my father's death. She felt so ill,so I started running around together with my elder brother,to cut the story short,my mum also died.
She died?! I exclaimed,oh sorry about that;I began,so where are you staying.
Uhm,I live with my brother in Alakia,he is working as a mechanic in Uncle's Wasiu workshop.
So what are you doing in my neighbourhood?,I asked.
I just came to see one of my friends,she stays in Lakuru Estate;She said pointing her forefinger foward.
That is my area,actually I don't know what I will call this,Fatehuh
I guess it is fate;She said laughing.
Do you care for a walk,to your friend's house.
We started walking,we talked,gisted all the way. I couldn't believe I was in the real world. So Titi and I could still meet? this is "pure" fate.
This is her house,she said.
Uhm,my house is in the next junction.
Ok,can I follow you,just to greet mum and dad?,She asked.
Oh,uhm,! Actually,my parents has travelled and we have a visitor,I lied.
I was sure my parents would foil my plans but I was not sure if she believed that dumb lie.
Ohh! Sorry,so can I get your phone no?,she asked.
08031541....,after saving it on her phone,she beeped me with her phone so that I can save it.
I'm going to call you,okay? I said.
She moved closer and she kissed me passionately and.....

To be continued.

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