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Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 1 by toyboyz(m) : 12:42 pm On Oct 05, 2013

Hullo all Nairaman BUBBLEBRAINS,2014 is approaching,I'm here to give you hilarious jokes and all the fun you need,all you need to do is sit down and stay tuned.
  

Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 1 by toyboyz(m) : 3:51 am On Oct 11, 2013

Akpors stayed close to the
cemetery so used that to outwit
okada riders and taxi drivers. He
would simply alight at the
cemetery junction, fill his nostrils
with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and
rider and wouldn't wait to ask
him for money but run for dear
life. Akpors did this for years
and successfully outwitted
every driver thinking he was a
ghost.
One cool evening, Akpors
boarded this okada and
as usual alighted at the cemetery
junction.
"MONEY" the angry
looking okada man asked.
Akpors was at his best, stufferd
cotton wool into his nostrils and
spoke nasally; "I dont have
money!" The okada man
wouldn't take any of that, and
kept insisting.
This frustrated Akpors, who later
said; "Ok, ok, follow me into the
cemetery. .. to my room and I
will pay you"
The okada man agreed and
followed him till they got to one
grave. Akpors in his attempts to
frighten the okada man knocked
on the grave and
screamed;"Uche!, Uche!, Uche!,
abeg give me N800 make I pay
this stubborn okada man" All of
a sudden, a very big hand
holding N1000 appeared
through the grave accompanied
with a voice saying; "Take, this
one na ma last card. . ."
Two pieces of shoes (both right
leg) believed to belong to Akpors
and the Okada man were found
on the scene as at the time
gathering this report.
We learnt Akpors ran home with
fresh poo all over his pants....
he's yet to recover form the
shock.

Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 1 by toyboyz(m) : 5:25 pm On Oct 11, 2013

Akpors fell into a well
and
was screaming for help.
His wife Ekaete came
with a
rope to help:
AKPORS: How much did
you
buy the rope?
EKAETTE: NGN 1000.
AKPORS(Still inside the
well
about to drown,
shouted):
What! Return it now
now,
goto papa Ochuko at
the
fourth street he sells it
for NGN 250.
Hurry up before I die
here
oh!

Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 1 by toyboyz(m) : 9:40 am On Oct 19, 2013

A pLane was about to
crash and there were
only 4 parachutes
meanwhiLe there were
5 passenqers. The first
person was Messi and he said: ''You know I'm
the best footballer, I
cant die n0w." He took
one parachute and left.
The second, who was
Aliko Dangote said: "You know I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm too young to die."
So he took the sec0nd
parachute and left.
President Jonathan said: "Yhou know I'm the
smartest President in
the world so I can't die
now." He took one and
left. The passengers
left were Pope John Paul and a little schooL girl.
The Pope said 2 her:
"Take the last one, I'lL
sacrifice my life for
you". The little girl
replied: "There are 2 parachutes left,
President Jonathan took my
schooL bag."

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